Suds at Canadians for Mitt wrote a funny piece here.After writing that title I had an epiphany. Maybe Huck should consider adding Vanilla Ice to his ad campaign. It would probably match the substance in his current Chuck Norris border control ads.
Huckabee continues to use campaigning strategies that do everything to convince the American people that he should be president, expect showing them why HE should president. Sounds confusing, I know.
But what I’m trying to say is that his campaign is less about demonstrating the qualities that would make him a better president, and more about showing why the other guy wouldn’t, or by simply diverting attention away from important issues through the use of humour or clever marketing (Chuck Norris ads and sarcastic responses to legitimate questions and concerns).
On that note, here is the latest reason that Huck should be president………drum roll please………..drum roll……… long dramatic pause………..drum roll again…………ok……here it is………this is really good………it shows a lot about Huck’s character…………And ladies and gentlemen, the reason is……because “Don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers?” (This was a quote from Mike Huckabee for an upcoming article based on an interview he had with the New York Times. You can read the full thing at:
Oh my gosh! Is that true? Well that’s an AMAZING reason to vote Mike! I mean, the possibility (unproven) of a belief of the church of another candidate which is different from his own. Well holy mackinaw!!! .... I’m switching my vote to Huck RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Not to mention, I heard that Mitt Romney’s second cousin’s butler’s uncle’s massage therapist’s great uncle’s donkey IS the Devil! Gee, I’m not sure about this Romney guy any more. I used to like him because he had integrity, substance, experience and leadership ability, but in the light of the recent findings by Mike Huckabee, I’m just not sure anymore.
I mean, maybe I should vote for Huck, because after all, he does keep making such a good case for why HE should be president. Oh wait, no he doesn't....
My parents are both Canadians, so I have a special place in my heart for those north of the border. Especially for those who cheer on Mitt!
This guy's right. Huck can't make arguments about policy. It's predominantly identity politics.
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